Friday, December 31, 2010

Just add mullet


Just because it's summer doesn't mean that Cletus can't wear his good suit.



Location: Chicago, IL
Mode of Transportation: Train

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Does anyone else feel a draft?


This is taking "saggy jeans" to a whole other level

*special thanks to Char  for capturing this 8th Wonder of the World*



Location: Philadelphia, PA
Mode of Transportation: Trolley

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas



This is how Mrs. Claus gets around when the reindeer are on vacation



Location: Chicago, IL
Mode of Transportation: Bus

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Now we know what happens to those who didn't get adopted


"What? I meant for my toupee to look like I stole it from a Cornsilk Cabbage Patch Doll"



Location: Denver, CO
Mode of Transportation: Plane

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Friday, November 5, 2010

It's not beer if my hand is covering the label...


I'm pretty sure that "No eating or drinking" includes poorly concealed cans of Coors Light


Location: Melrose Park, PA
Mode of Transportation: Train

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Yum!


Your crotch must've been hungry because it's eating your shorts



Location: Chicago, IL
Mode of Transportation: Bus (stop)

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Riding with the Stars


Why does everyone who had a liquid lunch sit next to me on mass transit? This one looks like a super broke Jack Nicholson


Location: Philadelphia, PA 
Mode of Transportation: Bus

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Let the games begin!


Synchronized Junkie Nodding - a lesser known Olympic sport



Location: Chicago, IL
Mode of Transportation: Train

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

George of the Urban Jungle


Unless you're in the middle of the jungle or an old school postman who just won't let go, wearing this hat is NOT okay.



Location: Fort Washington, PA
Mode of Transportation: Train

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Ipod on, 3 seats away and half asleep...


...yet I can still hear your conversation about Nancy clear as a bell. SHUT THE FUCK UP!  Thank you


Location: Oreland, PA
Mode of Transportation: Train

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Classy


Putting a hood ornament on your purse will not convince ANYONE that you own a Cadillac.



Location: Philadelphia, PA
Mode of Transportation: Bus

Friday, April 2, 2010

Now I have body glitter all over me!


Something tells me that this won't be Becky's last time dancing on a pole



Location: Denver, CO
Mode of Transportation: Tram

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Coming in April 2012...



We now know who's replacing Heath in the next Batman flick



Location: Chicago, IL
Mode of Transportation: Bus

Friday, March 5, 2010

You smell Napalm?


Bet you $20 there's an NRA card and a Gulf War Syndrome check stub in his back pocket.




Location: Philadelphia, PA
Mode of Transportation: Bus

Monday, February 22, 2010

Where's Beavis?



he he butt munch...



Location: Chicago, IL
Mode of Transportation: Bus

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

The Yeti playa, from the Himalayas...


Who says that there is no such thing as the Abominable Snowman?
 
Location: Chicago, IL
Mode of Transportation: Bus

Sunday, January 31, 2010