Now we know what happens to those who didn't get adopted

"What? I meant for my toupee to look like I stole it from a Cornsilk Cabbage Patch Doll"

Location: Denver, CO

Mode of Transportation: Plane

Here kitty kitty

Meow!

Location: Philadelphia, PA

Mode of Transportation: Bus

It's not beer if my hand is covering the label...

I'm pretty sure that "No eating or drinking" includes poorly concealed cans of Coors Light

Location: Melrose Park, PA

Mode of Transportation: Train

Yum!

Your crotch must've been hungry because it's eating your shorts

Location: Chicago, IL

Mode of Transportation: Bus (stop)